Hahhhhh. It feels so good. I’m OVER THE MOON today. Why?

Have you missed something? Stargirl has finally disappeared: she has left Mica!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! This girl is now just a detail in history, a speck on the horizon. Please, don’t remember her. She was just some demented alien.

Ahhhh; this is such a beautiful day. The sun is shinning and I’ve got the most wonderful boyfriend in the whole world.

This morning, I went to school and I didn’t see her. For the first time in months. It was a fantastic feeling. I am living in a dream, floating, the birds are flying high…

Oh, it feels so good to be back to NORMAL.

One thousand people turned up for the dance. And I’m sure they all came for ME (and Wayne).

But this ball was soooo boring. It was the saddest day of my life. Wayne and I were dancing, all the other kids were dancing with us and then, this deranged alien arrived with her stupid friend, Dori Dilson. They arrived ON A BICYCLE SIDECAR which was covered with FLOWERS! Really! How cheesy! They looked like some bees on a float. Gross. There was even a blanket of flowers trailing the rear fender like a bridal train. Yuck!

But… where was Starboy??? It was Dori who was riding the bicycle. Her boyfriend did not even dare come with her. That was the best part of the evening.

Well, you know that parents come to these balls (I don’t see why). Well ,their eyes boggled. But I can tell you MY eyes were just bleeding at the sight of Stargirl’s sidecar. It was just sooooo ugly.

And she was wearing the most amazing strapless dress, like an actress. It was so beautiful: she should never have worn something like that. That was too good for her.

And all the parents were cooing ‘Beautiful’, ‘Unusual’, ‘Interesting’, ‘different’ even ‘regal’. Well, I say ‘SO PATHETIC!’

But the biggest problem was Raymond. Raymond Studemacher. He invited Stargirl to dance. Well, just a word for you Raymond now: RUN! And quick. I’m gonna kill you for ruining the party! Because after that moron invited her, she started a bunny hop (YES, A BUNNY HOP!) and all the students followed her: they all danced the most stupid dance in the world.

So I started to dance with Wayne for the students to join us and stop that crazy hop but we were alone all this time.

I HATE YOU ALL, MICA KIDS! AND I HATE YOU STARGIRL: you have no heart. This was MY party. I WILL KILL YOU.

And you Mica kids, I am soooo disappointed in you…

God I feel depressed. I’m off to bed. I’ll plan my revenge tomorrow.

Hey guys, it’s me again!

Here we are: tonight’s the Ocotillo Ball. I’m so thrilled! I’m wondering if Stargirl will go because I don’t think Starboy’s invited that unstable girl. But if they show up at the ball, I will turn their lives into HELL.

Today, I showed everybody who’s in charge here.

Of course, after yesterday’s defeat, the crazy B*** came back with her rat, her ukulele, her canvas bag and an improbable dress. Stargirl was back, extravagant as ever.

Well, that’s final: NO ONE LOVES YOU STARGIRL. Not even your boyfriend!

Yeah, dear followers, Leo did not even speak to her today. He went to great lengths to avoid her, I can tell you… Now, I AM THE FOCUS: EVERYONE FOLLOWS ME. I RULE!

Today is the big day of the state final for that stupid oratorical contest. Stargirl left for Phoenix with Leo and that What’s-her-name pea-brained English teacher.

You know what, that was the best F*** day EVER! I have organized a big party for no reason to make sure that no one would be there when the Stargirl-Starboy couple came back.

Because of course that dunce won. (Is she paying off the juries???)

But anyway, when she came back, Ta-Da! NO ONE! There were just two teachers and that loony Dori on the parking lot to welcome her.

How I would like to have seen the look on her face.

I AM THE QUEEN OF THIS HIGH SCHOOL. Be realistic Stargirl: you are done. You’re nothing! Only Dori follows you like a little dog. HOW PATHETIC.

The WEIRDEST THING HAPPENED TODAY: at first, we all thought Stargirl had disappeared. Leo was looking for her, I could see that. And then, Wayne, always so perceptive, noticed a new girl (why was he looking at girls???)

Anyway, there she was: Stargirl. She was wearing jeans and a Tshirt and sandals, and… MAKE UP! She even told Leo that she was Susan Caraway. HOW UNBELIEVABLE!

What is she up to? I wonder. I WAS WINNING! I have to put her back in her place. She can’t dress normally, that’s so unfair! I was winning, for God’s sake!

It seems that Leo has a good chat with Stargirl today: they disappeared most of the day and when Kimberley met her on the street, she told me that Stargirl looked depressed.

Ha-ha-ha! At last she has stopped smiling beatifically. I love seeing her like that.

I’ll have to investigate and know more…

WOW! BIG NEWS! STARGIRL LOVES LEO AND LEO LOVES STARGIRL. Of course we all knew that BUT… That lunatic Stargirl has written it on the roadrunner noticeboard!!! ‘STARGIRL LOVES LEO’ she wrote. HA! That girl has a problem…

And I have seen Leo’s reaction: first, he leapt with joy. But then, I could see he was really miffed about Stargirl.

Now, all the students know about them and WE, Mica students, have banished them! Well done! Good job! Now they really and truly ALONE!

Oh, but of course, now that it’s official, I shouldn’t have spoken about ‘Leo’ but STARBOY (God, I love that name!).

But I can feel something is wrong: Starboy refuses to be with Stargirl in school now. That’s so immature! Wayne and I are SERIOUS, we are so much better than them…

A little piece of GREAT news: the school has finally understood: Stargirl and Leo are really, really ALONE. Everyone is not only shunning them but criticizing them openly. I’M IN HEAVEN! It’s AMAZING! These guys at school are sooooo cool. I’m so gloating right now

I think Stargirl can survive, because she’s so different. But Leo… that’s another story: he’s normal (sort of). He needs friends, he wants to have fun. But alone, he can’t have that. So he has to make a choice: Stargirl versus Mica High. We will soon know who he chooses…


And to finish, a message to all Mica High students: GO ON SHUNNING THEM! GOOD JOB!

New rumors about Stargirl… Some kids who know Archie (that old loony) say that the old man claimed the Caraways were normal folks but I still can’t imagine THAT girl coming from a normal family. This is IM-PO-SSI-BLE! Stargirl is an alien, remember?!

And apparently, this Archie says that Stargirl has invited Leo over for dinner. He will soon understand his mistake! He will finally wake up! LOL!

There are so many rumors about the crazy thinks that girl does, it’s hard not to believe them. I’ve heard that she has a bowl with some of her hair in it and that she puts it outside for the birds to make their nests. How gross is that? Bleh!

And have you heard the one about a ‘happy wagon’? That’s a good one! How so very weird…

See you guys at school!

CH 14

Chapters 12-13-14??? À faire, personne ne les a faits… binus à tous ceux qui apporteront une contribution

Il s’agit du Hot Seat

CH 13

Chapters 12-13-14??? À faire, personne ne les a faits… binus à tous ceux qui apporteront une contribution

Il s’agit du Hot Seat

CH 12

Chapters 12-13-14??? À faire, personne ne les a faits… binus à tous ceux qui apporteront une contribution

Il s’agit du Hot Seat

YES! Stargirl and leo Borlock are finally excluded! I have a genius idea: I should make a song about their isolation. NOT!!!

Yet, I wonder where they’ve gone: they disappear after school. Did Stargirl go back to living on her bus? Or in a circus (where she belongs ) This is mystifying. WHERE IS SHE?

But I don’t really care: I WIN! Stargirl is a LOSER. I’m Hillari, what was she thinking, defying me? Ha-ha-ha.

Apparently, she’s still around: I have heard that she has won a oratorical contest. Seriously? Who still does that? It’s so totally useless. How can she be happy to win that sort of thing?

And there is Leo… Rumor says that Leo is helping her for these contests, and that they are rehearsing in the desert. REALLY! I can’t decide whether Leo is an imbecile. I thought he was OK but if he really dates Stargirl, he is definitely stupid. Just speaking to her is hard, so BEING with her all day… I think I’d be dead in an hour!

Hi guys!

Hey, guess what: today Stargirl and Starboy were all alone. 

Everybody was shunning Leo and Stargirl. I’m so thrilled! They deserved that. Since the last Thursday in November, the crowd at school thought I was the devil (all that for a RAT, I still can’t believe it!) but now it’s that stupid couple who are the devil. And all these idiots at school do what I want. Guys, you’re pathetic sometimes!!!

But now, my revenge is near: Leo must choose who he values more. If I were him, I’d choose the crowd… But I’m brilliant, I’m not sure Leo is… What’s for sure is that he was IN SHOCK and even if Stargirl looked indifferent, I’m not sure she was.

Soon, I’ll be the Queen of Mica High again.

Hi!!!!!

Wow, so, great news! STARGIRL AND LEO ARE OFFICIALLY DATING! Leo is really, I mean REALLY in love with Stargirl. It is curious that he should be with her. It’s not just strange, it’s inexplicable! Today he was smiling, floating, lazy and loopy with love. Yuck! I can’t believe it. When I saw him in class, it felt like he was sniffing fumes or having weed for breakfast. If I were him, I would dump Stargirl RIGHT NOW because she will soon become the most unpopular girl in school.

BUT… behind his idiotic smile, he was uncomfortable in the spotlight, you could see that. Britney told me that when they are meeting in the desert, they don’t speak and they don’t even kiss. WHAT SORT OF RELATIONSHIP IS THAT?

But anyway, it is unnatural to kiss a girl like her. He should kiss a girl like ME! But I don’t care, I have Wayne.

Hi everybody!

Hee-hee-hee! Today was the greatest day so far: Stargirl has been expelled from the cheerleading team because she was cheering for BOTH teams! How hilarious! Can you believe it? Well, she deserved that. All the same, she doesn’t understand. Duh?

I don’t think she is just stupid: she’s not right in her head, that’s what I think. Why would you cheer for both teams? GO AWAY STARGIRL!

Before my father came to pick me up at school, I heard girls speaking about Leo Borlock and they were calling him STARBOY! That serves him right. Going out with Stargirl? Did he think people would forgive him???

At lunch Stargirl went to Leo’s table. Leo? No! Starboy!!!!!!!! That’s so cute… or NOT!

Now, no one is speaking to Leo-Starboy. Ha-ha-ha!

Oh... Wayne... it's flowers... Oh thanks very much... I Love you

I love you sooooo much, Wayne kiss-me now) and... WHAT? a poem oh thanks you, thanks you, I LLOOOOOOVVVEE  YYYYOOOUUU 

Today, we went to Red Rock for a basketball game. Stargirl cheered both teams　! She cheered anyone, anytime and anything. We were losing, it was…horrible so we ‘’forgot’’ Stargirl　! Serves her right…

Today Stragirl recited a wrong pledge of allegiance and nobody said anything.
When they saw this on the signboard, they laughed!!!
They are soooo deranged!!! Why does she persist to go anywhere, do anything ?
As if she didn’t understand what she was doing.
There was no stopping her. Why go to the funeral ? Why did she change the pledge of allegiance ?
It is unpatriotic ; I find it offensive and pitiful. Why buy a bike to Danny?
His mother ordered him never to go back on a bike!
She really sticks her nose in everyone’s business. This is sooo mythical an unrealistic.

December 14^th

It’s incredible !!! Everybody imitates Stargirl !! She has become popular. They have become a collective, not just individuals. WHY ? I AM THE QUEEN, not her. What is going on ?!

November 28^th

IT’S DONE ! SHE IS MORE POPULAR THAN ME ! I’ve tried everything ! I

How it possible ? It’s surely because she is the maddest cheerleader ever. And… I’ve seen Wayne smile when she spoke ! How can he do this to ME ! I’M HILLARY KIMBLE ! Stargirl wants war ? OK, she will get it !

November 13^th

We were having lunch and nobody was speaking. When Stargirl finished her lunch she went to Kevin’s table and sang Happy Birthday Hillari to Leo Borlock. Everybody was listening to her, I thought she would never end singing and strumming. I WANT TO KILL HER　!

November 12^th

Tomorrow it’s my birthday. At noon, I warned Stargirl not to try singing to me. She promised not to sing but I’m not sure she won’t do it. Argh…

Hi everybody!

Today there was a football game. There was no public, of course. The Electrons suck!

Obviously, I didn’t go. But I heard it was a crazy game. Stargirl appeared from nowhere and was pogoing in the air, she was marching stiffly like a wooden soldier and was twirling down the sideline.

While the referee was flapping his hand, Stargirl was dashing for the ball. That girl is just deranged　!!! Everybody was speaking about this at school this morning. They say they’re going to the next match. WHY?

♥ Wayne Parr ♥:

Wayne Parr is gorgeous! ♥

He wants to be on the cover of vogue and it is MY boyfriend ! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Ahhhh, Wayne… This boy is just sooooo gorgeous (oh, I think I’ve already mentioned it).

All the girls here want a boyfriend like Wayne but HE’S MINE! :-D

Did I tell you that he wants to be on the cover of Vogue? Oh, yes, I just did. But that’s just a wonderful idea! I’m sure he’ll be one day he’s so BEAUTIFUL. And he chose ME (or rather I chose him, no one can resist ME).

I’M HIS GIRLFRIEND

HILLARY + WAYNE = FOREVER

Our wedding will make Mica folks GREEN with envy. We’ll be the city’s power couple, we’ll move to New York so Wayne can have his career. And I’ll be the amazing Mrs. Parr

Stargirl is not human!!! 

She is totally deranged!
 Why did she come here?

She always carries her veeeeeeeeeeeeery huge rat with her! She uses a curtain for a tablecloth! She always puts the same flower on her table!

Hey, and she knows the date of the birthdays of EVERYBODY IN THE SCHOOL! How weird! And she plays her ukulele IN THE LUNCHROOM!!!!!

Here are my theories:

-She’s a robot made by a crazy professor (crazy professor = deranged robot with girl’s appearance :p )

- She’s the ghost of a little Hawaiian devil, Mwahahahaha!!

- She is a psychopath escaped from a lunatic asylum. (My favorite one XD).

- She is sniffing fumes, Oh My God!!

- Everybody talks about her because we think her parents are aliens and have sent her here to inform us there are coming. It’s like Space Invaders (one of my favorite video games [but I don’t playing video games ;p])

But this is a small part of my theories. I have so many more…

I’m convinced that Stargirl is having a good time, everybody watches her. I’m sure she is an actress and rumors say she is an alien… I find it impossible. what a scam! Oh my God! She strummed her ukulele and sang Happy Birthday to Alan Ferko during lunch. How does Stargirl know Alan’s birthday date? I don’t want her to do that for my birthday.

Today was the first day of school. When I woke up this morning I was sure that it would be a fun day because I was excited to see my friends again especially Wayne Parr. How nice he is!

There is a new girl at school, with singular looks. Everybody was speaking about her, I already hate her. She seems to be out of her head and her name is (wait for it!) Stargirl: What a kind of a name is that　?!!

I’m sooooo happy, tomorrow there is school!! I can see all my friends again. I have so much to tell everyone about my holidays. But mainly, I’ll tell my Wayne. I love you　Wayne♥, you’re the most gorgeous boy at school. I will again be the queen of Mica school. See you at school!!! I can’t wait for tomorrow!!!