Hillari's Blog

One thousand people turned up for the dance. And I’m sure they all came for ME (and Wayne).

But this ball was soooo boring. It was the saddest day of my life. Wayne and I were dancing, all the other kids were dancing with us and then, this deranged alien arrived with her stupid friend, Dori Dilson. They arrived ON A BICYCLE SIDECAR which was covered with FLOWERS! Really! How cheesy! They looked like some bees on a float. Gross. There was even a blanket of flowers trailing the rear fender like a bridal train. Yuck!

But… where was Starboy??? It was Dori who was riding the bicycle. Her boyfriend did not even dare come with her. That was the best part of the evening.

Well, you know that parents come to these balls (I don’t see why). Well ,their eyes boggled. But I can tell you MY eyes were just bleeding at the sight of Stargirl’s sidecar. It was just sooooo ugly.

And she was wearing the most amazing strapless dress, like an actress. It was so beautiful: she should never have worn something like that. That was too good for her.

And all the parents were cooing ‘Beautiful’, ‘Unusual’, ‘Interesting’, ‘different’ even ‘regal’. Well, I say ‘SO PATHETIC!’

But the biggest problem was Raymond. Raymond Studemacher. He invited Stargirl to dance. Well, just a word for you Raymond now: RUN! And quick. I’m gonna kill you for ruining the party! Because after that moron invited her, she started a bunny hop (YES, A BUNNY HOP!) and all the students followed her: they all danced the most stupid dance in the world.

So I started to dance with Wayne for the students to join us and stop that crazy hop but we were alone all this time.

I HATE YOU ALL, MICA KIDS! AND I HATE YOU STARGIRL: you have no heart. This was MY party. I WILL KILL YOU.

And you Mica kids, I am soooo disappointed in you…

God I feel depressed. I’m off to bed. I’ll plan my revenge tomorrow.